THE SYNDROME

ENTERTAINMENT OBSESSION // 2009

Stuff About Lauren...

I'm Lauren. I have two brothers, a crooked spine and I usually read magazines from the back to the front. I don't really know why; it just feels better that way. For a while I thought I'd devote my life to putting things in print (hard news, feature articles, new American fiction) but, about eight years ago, I realized that I've secretly been in love with film all my life. The crooked spine isn't going anywhere. I'm still kinda angry about that.

About the Blog...

I used to be a film critic for a newspaper. I got to immerse myself in entertainment and dissect it for other people. I miss that. Look ... there's other stuff going down on planet Earth that seems a little more life-and-death, but I love film because it taught me how to be a moral human being. Movies were my third parent. So this is why I blog THE SYNDROME.

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Imported British Telly

Every couple months I explore the web sites of foreign TV networks -- namely the British ones. Not all British programming is good; the good stuff, though, isn't just good -- it's legendary. This is why, in Europe, Britain more or less dominates the market for entertainment export, but British television has a reputation for excellence that extends worldwide too.

Even in America where ratings indicate that the vast majority of us prefer soapy, dumb schlock like "Grey's Anatomy," "Gossip Girl" or -- God help us -- "CSI: Miami," uniquely British ideas have found a way to thrive.

Britain has given us more than a few hits in exchange for the American brand of drama that, like your MasterCard, is accepted everywhere ... wall to wall. Alf Garnett of "Till Death Us Do Part" became Archie Bunker. "Man About the House" became "Three's Company," and so on. This is what I call transatlantic adaptation.

Steve Carell is part of the trend, memorializing Ricky Gervais's crude, pathetic David Brent, Regional Manager of Wernham Hogg, by playing his double on NBC: Dunder Mifflin's embarrassing and completely witless Michael Scott.

A glut of British reality and game-show programming has also been adapted for American television over the years. "Who Wants to be a Millionaire," "The Weakest Link," "Trading Spaces," "What Not to Wear," and the larger than life ratings juggernaut "American Idol" ("Pop Idol" clone) are some of the biggest hits in the category.

There have been so many successful British transplants to the American entertainment landscape that it's almost impossible to imagine that any British concept could fail if it touched US soil. You'd be wrong if you thought that way, though; there's a graveyard-full of UK shows that were adapted by Americans and promptly canceled. "Cracker," "As If," "Coupling," "Teachers," "Men Behaving Badly," "Viva Blackpool!" ("Laughlin!" in the US), "Cape Wrath" (Showtime's ill-fated "Meadowlands") and "The Kumars at No. 42" ("The Ortegas") all met the sharp end of the network axe shortly after premiering stateside or, in some cases, before they even got the chance to air.

The fact is, NBC needed to recast, retool and revise the BBC's version of "The Office" to gain mainstream support in America. The original made waves on the BBC's American outpost because it legitimately rocks but it also benefited from having a built-in audience of viewers who, by virtue of being BBC fans, naturally seek out more challenging, mischievous storytelling and humor that pushes the envelope. This is in contrast to the average American viewer who generally seeks the world's elegant reduction into basic archetypes.

While David Brent was smarmy, self-aggrandizing, petty and vulgar, Michael Scott is merely whiny, immature and clueless. Both characters are hilarious but one is more subversive than the other, more threatening and problematic. This pretty much sums up the main difference between American and British television. That's why I find a lot of British television so exciting. That's why I'd rather some UK shows not be messed with and tortured until they fit the American box.

Somebody Give Jon an Oscar

It's official ... the 2008 Academy Awards "rocked my life." We had some upsets, some predicted wins and underdogs taking home the gold.



Lucky Devil, for real: Diablo Cody, won the Academy Award for her original screenplay "Juno." There couldn't have been a more indie/suicide girl moment all night. Cody, utterly shocked by the win, floats up to the podium in her leopard skin, inked up, starry-eyed. The first words she utters are: "What is happening?"

Priceless.

Cody's win was something I hoped for but did not predict. For the most part, I predicted the Academy would vote against my favorites in the categories that weren't forgone conclusions. I wanted "There Will Be Blood" to take Best Picture but I knew the Coen brothers would win that one. I thought for sure though that Julie Christie would rob ma fille, Marion Cotillard of her rightful honors. Luckily, I got that one wrong.

In the end, one point is what separated me and my friend Loren when it came to voting in the Oscar ballot. Yeah ... the bitch beat me by one point; she switched from "Michael Clayton" to "Juno" for Best Original Screenplay at the last minute. She said very matter-of-factly, "I have faith."

Obviously the Oscars are more important to some of us. For Loren I think it's that movie, that character, that riot grrrl pinup of a writer. For the record, I think she's amazing too.