THE SYNDROME

ENTERTAINMENT OBSESSION // 2009

Stuff About Lauren...

I'm Lauren. I have two brothers, a crooked spine and I usually read magazines from the back to the front. I don't really know why; it just feels better that way. For a while I thought I'd devote my life to putting things in print (hard news, feature articles, new American fiction) but, about eight years ago, I realized that I've secretly been in love with film all my life. The crooked spine isn't going anywhere. I'm still kinda angry about that.

About the Blog...

I used to be a film critic for a newspaper. I got to immerse myself in entertainment and dissect it for other people. I miss that. Look ... there's other stuff going down on planet Earth that seems a little more life-and-death, but I love film because it taught me how to be a moral human being. Movies were my third parent. So this is why I blog THE SYNDROME.

Fresh Blood

Posted on 5/07/2008 02:44:00 AM No Comments



A hot, fangless emo-vamp who bounds like Spider-man and can walk in UV rays like a pre-prison Snipes? I've heard that both veins and legs will stay closed in this movie. Let's do away with hundreds of years of bloody hedonistic folklore, shall we? I for one am up for a magic carpet ride to the blood bank and then to the prom.

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